”no u arent doing it right let me demonstrate”
Johnny depp teaching other johnny depps so they can rule the world in his absence
The mother Depp teaches it’s Depplings how to behave in the wild.
xtexboyx asked: Ten years after their very first meeting, Meg and Castiel found themselves in that same dreary building. The demon poured holy oil around the angel slowly. Cas could of escaped but instead watched Meg close the circle without a whisper of worry. With that done, the demon stepped inside the oil and pulled the angel's tie down. Their lips only a breath away. Immediately,Cas's arms wraps around Meg's waist just like those years ago. And she whispers, "So tell me angel, what can you do?" Cas smiles.
I got home from Easter dinner all “i can go to bed early”
but here I am
writing Meg as the Usurper of Hell.
"I think I’ll dismember the world and then I’ll dance in the wreckage."
She is born like a wisp of smoke. She howls and discovers her voice, born with flame coating her instead of a mother’s blood, and she opens her eyes, and there is music. She births flame, scorching magnificence flowing from her fingers, blossoming into shining beauty that feeds her forges.
Mairon is the name they give her.
Sauron is the name she chooses.
reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck
this was the cutest thing and also literally how i handle anyone being mad at me
Tea is a dumb smelly canadian and canada sucks maple syrup sucks fuck hockey whatever you canadians like it’s dumb tea is dumb
Check your American elitism, you inconsiderate fuck
frostedoverland asked: Kali x Gabriel for the ship thing?
Not because ‘oo that’d be hot’ (tho it could be in a literal way)
Mostly because she was this deadly god who scared the hell out of him a lot of the time and if there was one God who likely WOULD keep Gabe in line, it was Kali. (plus i loved that actress)