Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.
Me: What black pen?
Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.
Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?
Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.
this almost made me cry
this is simultaenously the best and worst submission i’ve ever seen from Clients from Hell.
I feel ill
find someone who looks at you the same way mark ruffalo looks at paul rudd
demons meme: (1/6) quotes
↳"Lucifer is the father of our race. Our creator. Your god may be a deadbeat. Mine—mine walks the earth."
It don’t matter what you see
I know I could never be
Someone that’ll look like you
It don’t matter what you say
I know I could never face
Someone that could sound like you
-OneRepublic “All the Right Moves”
never take the road less traveled by. im lost in the woods and all i have is this stupid guide book called the complete works of robert frost
I’m thinking Civil War’s Girl with the Red Balloon would make a good prompt song for a story.
I spend so much time alone that if I was ever falsely accused for a crime I would never have an alibi